To make every female friends and acquaintances of mine from high school and college regret not taking a chance on me with exclusivity by the time we turn 35. Babyface, full head of hair, clean eyebrows, young personality, massive network and online fame (or infamy) WILL prevail.
Girl: “Hey KJ, we’re just friends right?”
Me: *Five seconds pause* Uhhh… yeah sure.
Me: *Cries internally*
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day